I scraped my own bio from an old website on the Way Back Machine (Internet Archive).  Of course I had to tweak it so it’s somewhat current, but I’m not going to rewrite a 3rd person bio - fuck it, it is what it is.

Born August 15th, 1960 at St. Ann’s Hospital in Cleveland, Ohio - Wayne “Lumpy” Ordakowski is President of L II, Inc., a Colorado-based corporation and is also President of L2 Motorcycle Rentals, Inc. a company he founded in 2006.  Raised in Parma, Ohio - Lumpy relocated to Denver in 1992 and currently resides in Parker, Colorado.

Career Fields: Chief Operations Officer - Hacienda Harley-Davidson: Scottsdale, AZ.  Nuclear Material Shipment Coordinator & Transportation Supervisor:  Rocky Flats - Golden, CO.  Teamster General Foreman:  Rocky Flats - Golden, CO.  Teamster Foreman:  Rocky Flats - Golden, CO.  Teamster Driver:  Consolidated Freightways, Nationways Transportation - Denver, CO.  Realtor:  Keller Williams - Denver, CO.  Driver and ASE Certified Master Truck Technician:  Conway Central Express (CCX) - Cleveland, OH.  Union Organizer:  Teamster Locals - Cleveland, OH.  Truck Mechanic:  G&M Towing, Highway Express - Cleveland, OH.  Owner:  Best Truck Service - Cleveland, OH.

Hobbies & Sports: Anything involving motorcycles, drumming, weightlifting, amateur radio, football and softball.

Education:  Grade School - Corpus Christi, Cleveland, OH.  Schaaf Jr. High - Parma, OH.  Parma Sr. High - Parma, OH.  Honor Graduate, Ohio Diesel Technology Institute - Cleveland, OH.

Favorite Places: Daytona Beach and Ponce Inlet, FL.  Laguna, Newport Beach, San Clemente and Signal Hill (Long Beach), CA.  Old Town Scottsdale & Fountain Hills, AZ and just about anywhere the sun is shining or the ocean warm!

Some Favorite Songs: Molly Hatchet - Dreams I’ll Never See.  Lynyrd Skynyrd - Double Trouble.  Norah Jones - Come Away With Me.  Jimmy Buffett - A Pirate Looks at 40.  Joe Cocker - Maybe I’m Amazed.  Jem - Maybe I’m Amazed.  For my friend Big Mike Wilson who died in a motorcycle accident 11/13/05 - Queensryche - Silent Lucidity and my trusted employee & friend Anthony (Rocco) Sorrentino, who died in an ATV accident 06/23/06 - P Diddy - I’ll Be Missing You

Highlights: Too many to list

Family: Better half: Natalie. Children: Nikki & Jason

Rest in Peace Brothers:

Big Mike Wilson  11/13/2005 - Fly High Freebird

Anthony (Rocco) Sorrentino  06/23/2006 - My trusted employee & friend - At 21, taken way too early
 
“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in”