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Why There's A Where's Lumpy Website

 

Several years ago, when the Blue Sky Motorcycle Rentals, Inc business began to heat up, our crack Denver staff had to start dodging calls for Lumpy.  They have now developed this routine to a fine art and precise science.  To this day, it is increasingly rare for an hour to pass without someone calling to ask, "Where's Lumpy???" 

Mark at our Denver location thought we ought to post a website to track Lumpy's whereabouts, just a bit of humor for our valued clients.  That's the long and short of why there's a whereslumpy.com website. 

So, don't be offended!  Sheesh, it's a joke.  It's what we do, and this is the Internet for cryin' out loud!

Stamp it!

 

 

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